Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Breaking News

In order to demonstrate that he, unlike "actual" white guy Barry Obama (he's really Irish you see), stereotype-pizza baron Herman Cain [number nine-nine-nine](suggested soundtrack) and Louis Farrakhan [number 19-19-19] have gotten together and compromised on their particular infatuations and announced the 14-14-14 plan!



Let me know when Mitt Romney undercuts Cain with his 5-dollar foot long proposal.

4 comments:

Privatize the Profits! Socialize the Costs! said...

Is it too soon to start calling Cain's proposal for privatizing Social Security the Pinochet Pension Plan?

http://2012.talkingpointsmemo.com/2011/10/what-herman-cain-doesnt-want-you-to-know-about-the-chilean-model.php

If you go to the above link, you will quickly find that this plan is a masterpiece of privatizing the profits and socializing the costs...

...and get this, the Chicago School of Economics Dr. Frankenstein who created this Chilean monster now works for the Heritage Foundation in the US... so we can expect to be hearing a lot about it.

But you know what, I'm actually optimistic about the GOP attempting some re-engineering of the famous 'third rail'... look what it did for the Smirking Fratboy.

jimmiraybob said...

This whole thing is depressing. No one's talking positively about my guy, Perry. I just wish he could have kept the deep stupid buried through the primary process in order to get the nomination. He had so much going for him and he opens his mouth.

I guess I'll just have to face up to a Cain-Romney shoot out. Sigh.

Personally, I'll switch allegiance to Herb Cain if he will get up at the next R gabfest and promise, as President, to deliver his devastation in 30 minutes or less.

(I know it's another pizza chain's saying but Herb's a polished CEO - I assume that corporate theft is fine by TeaBirchNeoconfederatePublican de rigueur if it's geared toward toppling the Kenyan devil from the WH.)

NonyNony said...

I have to say that while I haven't eaten a Godfather's Pizza in probably 3 decades, I find myself intrigued by Herman Cain's "9 pizzas with 9 toppings for 9 dollars each" plan.

I mean sure it's a rip-off of Pizza Hut and a few other pizza chains, but I think a plan like that could bring some real meat to the American people. Or at least heavily-spiced meat-like food product. Which is almost as good.

pansypoo said...

butbutbut bachman went all bible on cain.