Wednesday, March 23, 2011

In a real turn of events

Cocks busted by Assholes in arrest of epic comedic overkill.

Steven Seagal And Racist Arizona Sheriff Bust Alleged Cockfighting Ring With A TankIn a massively weird turn of events, Steven Seagal and Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio rolled up on a man suspected of raising chickens for cockfighting. Seagal was in Arizona a couple weeks ago filming an episode of Lawman when Arpaio, who pals around with Neo-Nazis, offered him a ride in his tank...

...[the suspect] was alone (if you don't count his 115 chickens, which were later euthanized) and unarmed

10 comments:

StonyPillow said...

Seagal got to tear the lips off all 113 chickens by himself. Oooh, that's macho.

Harry R. Sohl said...

They killed the chickens in order to save them?

sukabi said...

yeah, what's with the chicken killing? they destroyed the guys house, killed his chickens... and what were the charges?

jimmiraybob said...

Insane clown posse.

These people should be in a psych ward receiving care and not out and about with tanks and auto weapons.

pansypoo said...

living in USSA.

Montag said...

Arpaio and Seagal, in a tank, smashing things up....

I haven't had a good reason to go to AZ in years, and I now have one more against going.

That's some bizarre shit.

Olives and Arrows said...

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"Cocks busted by Assholes in..."

/heh/

isn't it usually ta other way around ?

Anonymous said...

Olives and Assholes has revealed himself as the "bottom" that we've always suspected. "Heh", indeed.

MD said...

"Arpaio and Seagal, in a tank, smashing things up...." - Now I get it, the picture dictionary definition of 'Think Tank'

Cocks and Assholes said...

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/heh/

Indeed.