Monday, May 17, 2010

The Conservative Mind

Britt Hume isn't sure there's actually a massive oil disaster in the Gulf of Mexico.

But he was absolutely fucking certain there were WMD's in Iraq.

8 comments:

Major Woody said...

Of course. It's like, they're unconvinced that George Bush used his National Guard "service" to skip out on dangerous duty, but they're certain that Kerry was not really a hero, and they're certain that Obama's not really a citizen. It all makes perfect sense!

TheOaf said...

Brit Hume is a classic example of the clothes having no emperor.

jimmiraybob said...

If Brit Hume can't see it then why aren't those lazy ass fishermen out being productive? Damned hippies.

There's your news story Hume.

DrDick said...

The "conservative mind" is a mythical creature like the unicorn and leprechaun. Britt Hume on the other hand is an animatronic mannequin on loan from Disney.

Privatize the Profits! Socialize the Costs! said...

The "conservative mind" is a mythical creature like the unicorn and leprechaun.

Do unicorns and leprechauns wear those cute little ideological blinders that so much improve upon tedious old reality?

Personally, I think conservatives love a good story, and if it's not true, then dammit, it should be!

pansypoo said...

toxic truthiness. LA LA LA LA la la lalalalalalalala

heydave said...

I'll take one for the team:

I want to see the look on Britt's face.
In the mirror...

As I laugh and pillage him, making him say bad tings about Rushbo.

Anonymous said...

It's that NRA mindset:
You can have my microphone when you pry it from the hands of my stone-cold dead advertisers.
vox