We're all going to die watch

Now that we've elected a black President, we have to go by Hollywood rules and select which uncontrollable act of nature will kill us all.

Part One - Yellowstone's gonna blow!

Yellowstone National Park was jostled by a host of small earthquakes for a third straight day Monday, and scientists watched closely to see whether the more than 250 tremors were a sign of something bigger to come.

Swarms of small earthquakes happen frequently in Yellowstone, but it's very unusual for so many earthquakes to happen over several days, said Robert Smith, a professor of geophysics at the University of Utah.

Maybe Cheney just has a last-minute rush order on a new underground hidey-hole?