Oh Lord

All you need to know about McCain and his "base":

But this week his campaign will try to restore a little of the old McCain style when it unveils his new campaign airplane, the flying Straight Talk Express.

The "old" McCain style is a customized jumbo jet?

The aircraft, a Boeing 737-400, which has the “Straight Talk” logo emblazoned on its fuselage, tries to recreate the feel of the back of Mr. McCain’s campaign bus in a special area near the front of the plane.

And then it gets laughable:

the campaign installed a captain’s chair for Mr. McCain and a couch for reporters and the retinue of Senate colleagues, war buddies and retired officials Mr. McCain likes to surround himself with on the campaign trail...

And, there's a system in place as to how you can EARN your way up front:

There will be 10 first-class seats up front for Mr. McCain and his guests, as well as a telephone and a fax machine. The journalists who will sit in the back, behind the Secret Service agents, are promised electrical outlets.

So if you kiss the McKing's ass, you get a warm towel, a comfortable seat, a hot cookie (from Cindy's own plagiarized cookbook) and bask in the sunny countenance of McSame.

Let the fellatio begin!