Man, God is one shitty Supervisor

He's really got to get his act together. This is going to have to go on the Millennial Job Review (I should add for 1001 to 2000, the Almighty received a 3.25 and a "5" scale, meaning his work was generally satisfactory but needed improvement. Allowing Hitler and the plague will do that to ya')

The latest example of the Lord's negligent retention can be seen in the State of Oklahoma (and really, judging by their Congressional Delegation God must think Oklahoma is just a good musical [he loved Curley]):

Richard Roberts told students at Oral Roberts University Wednesday that he did not want to resign as president of the scandal-plagued evangelical school, but that he did so because God insisted...

Which is all fine and good, except it only happened after God let the shit hit the fan, really this was all about God covering his almighty ass:

A lawsuit accuses Roberts of lavish spending at a time when the university faced more than $50 million in debt, including taking shopping sprees, buying a stable of horses and paying for a daughter to travel to the Bahamas aboard the university jet.

Roberts has previously said that God told him to deny the allegations.

I don't know about you, but I don't see Vishnu pullin' this shit, granted the dudes all hands...but still.