This just in...

I am reminded once again, that hotel-room coffee is the WORST coffee in the world.

Seriously, if I travelled more on business, I'd do a book -- a BAD coffee-table book on the worst hotel-room coffees in the world.

It would go:

1. Chicago Hilton
2. Dubuque Holiday Inn
3. Omaha Motel Six
4. St. Louis Drury Inn - Downtown
5. St. Louis Radisson

I'm sure it would be controversial, because isn't the hotel-room coffee the REASON you stay at a particular place?

I'll tell you one other thing, the only time I ever have a Toblerone - the only time the damn thing appeals to me -- is when it is $5 via the honor bar.