"Summertime Clues"

I prefer the Who version to the original Eddie Cochrane version, but YMMV.

Well, I'm gonna fight a war
I'm gonna spend your dollars
I know kids dyin' is a bummer

But keep a drivin' that hummer

Well, time I called up Condi
Try to get a date
Pickles says, "No dice George

You ball scratchin' ape!"
Sometimes I wonder
What I'm a gonna do

But there ain't no cure
For not havin' a clue



Oh, well my Mom done once told me, son
You've gotta make some money

If you want to use blow and
Avoid servin' every other Sunday
Well I didn't go to work
Told Karl Rove I was sick, he said
"Well you can ride your bike
as you never work a lick"
Sometimes I wonder
What I'm a gonna do

But there ain't no cure
For not havin' a clue



Well it's been a few weeks

Time to go on vacation
I'm gonna appoint this A-hole

To the United Nations
Well I called my father
And he said, "Whoa

I'd like to help you George
But you're such a fuckin' dope"
Sometimes I wonder
What I'm a gonna do

But there ain't no cure
For not havin' a clue