Friday, July 23, 2004

Dr. Strangelove

Chuckles Krauthammer, M.D.,

A few weeks ago I made a mean, but accurate crack about the man who never ceases to malpractice in diagnosing patients he has never seen. Attaturk thinks that is literally BUSH-league, including when a psychiatrist tries to analyze Chimpy on the same basis. It's much better when internet hacks like me do it.

But back to the lunatic "Hammer of the Germans", for those who didn't think it was appropo when I imagined Krauthammer standing up from his wheelchair and screaming "Mein Fuhrer I can valk" get a load of today's screech:

The country should be ripe for revolution. But the mullahs are very good at police-state tactics. The long-awaited revolution is not happening. Which makes the question of preemptive attack all the more urgent. Iran will go nuclear during the next presidential term. If nothing is done, a fanatical terrorist regime openly dedicated to the destruction of the "Great Satan" will have both nuclear weapons and the terrorists and missiles to deliver them. All that stands between us and that is either revolution or preemptive strike.

Both of which, by the way, are far more likely to succeed with 146,000 American troops and highly sophisticated aircraft standing by just a few miles away - in Iraq.


My diagnosis out of the DSM-IV: "Krauthammer, he's one crazy mama-jama"

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