Wednesday, July 21, 2004

Bush Supporters Try to Stem Tide of Anti-Bush Books

Seriously, they are trying with a book called "Thank You, Mr. President". Frankly, I thought this would have been the title of Marilyn Monroe's never finished Autobiography. Nevertheless, it's a catchy title, and a great slogan right?

Let's look at how that slogan works in a few spots:


Thank You, Mr. President, for paying attention to that August 6, 2001 PDB while you were on vacation.


Thank You, Mr. President, for viewing all that evidence on Iraqi WMD, from the children of Iraq.


Thank you for the well-trained and monitored Prison Guards, oh, and the relaxing of the Geneva Accords.


And thank you Mr. President, for the new fraternity pranks we'd never heard of before.


And the Pet-Therapy, thank you for that too.


Thanks for trying NOT to remind us of the cost of war.


Thanks for the pending extension of my service...again.


Thanks for not paying attention to us, again. Sincerely, the Taliban.


And Don't Forget to remember I am thanking you for Forgetting about Me -- at least until next week...and Death to America, but it looks like you don't need my help much anymore.

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